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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby? He was accused of wreckless driving."

"The necrophilia is strong with this one This is my best friend. She enjoys pina coladas, long walks on the beach, and the feeling of cold dead skin upon her body. http://imgur.com/Rie20hf"

"Why do black people cry during sex? Because of the mace."

"Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player"

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"

"We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there."

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"

"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."