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Joke of the Day
"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"
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"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."
"I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song."
"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"
"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."
"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."