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Joke of the Day
"When you thought all of the celeb deaths of 2016 were over then WHAM!"
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"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"
"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."
"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."
"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."
"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"There's a couple sitting next to each other Wife: I will make you the happiest person on earth Husband: I will miss you"