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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"
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"An accountant at a bank was constipated Apparently he couldn't budget, but he worked it out with a pencil and paper and it was all good."
"What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)"
"One time I accidentally listened to a John Mayer song & spontaneously generated 2 thumb rings before it was over."
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"Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them ""parallelograms""."
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"