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Joke of the Day

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."

"What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos."

"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."

"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."

"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."

"Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her."

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go."

"What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4? 3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: ""and YOU'RE the math guy!"" >_< Burned.)"