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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."
Next Joke
"So, I'm thinking of getting a sex change. Currently I have none, but I identify as someone who does. EDIT: Changed relate to identify. I think it better that way."
"What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper."
"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""
"""I want to drink but not have a good time. One Bud Light, please."""
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"
"A bird in the hand is worth two... Years in prison if you get caught doing it in public."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."
"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"