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Joke of the Day

"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."

"I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line."

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."

"Two newborns are having a conversation... 1: You look worried. What's wrong? 2: It's about my Dad. 1: What about him? 2: I saw him with Mom last night. I think he's stealing my milk."

"Can we PLEASE... stop beating a dead gorilla."

"A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!"

"Which one of these is a deadly virus? A. Bola B. Bola C. Bola D. Bola E. Bola"

"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."

"Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer."