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Joke of the Day
"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"
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"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"
"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."
"a man walks into a bar ouch"
"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."
"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."
"Just got the new Windows... ... such a pane"
"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"