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Joke of the Day

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"Ted said to his friend 'can you lend me $10?' 'But I only have $8' his friend replied. That's OK you can always owe me the other $2!"

"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"""I'd do filthy things to that Princess from Star Wars"" *""What, Leia?""* ""Well obviously - but I was thinking more of a rim-job and a soapy titwank"""

"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"

"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"

"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"

"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"