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Joke of the Day

"Little league Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. :) I won. None of them seemed to know where home was."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."

"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"What do you call a Jewish New Zealander? Hebrew"

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""