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Joke of the Day
"Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key."
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"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."
"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"
"Me [trying to sound intellectual]: okay, okay which came first turkey the bird or Turkey the *points at map*"
"I bought some toothpaste that must have been created by God. It said on it, ""Heal Thy Gums."""
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe."
"I used to be addicted to soap, but i'm clean now."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"