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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."

"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"I told everyone I was going to be a comedian And they all laughed at me. Now I'm a comedian, and they're not laughing anymore."

"I got a good one for you guys 1"

"How do you get into a haunted house? By using a spookey!"

"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"

"A woman went to the bar with a black eye. ""How'd ya get that?"" asked the bartender. ""From my husband,"" she replied. ""But I thought he was out of town?"" he asked. ""So did I!"" she said."