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Joke of the Day
"We have to seriously stop with the Holocaust jokes..... ""Ann Frankly"", they're quite offensive"
Next Joke
"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."
"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"
"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."
"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"KID: are you sure this will work? ME: *holding a fishing rod with a peppermint attached* do you want a new grandpa or not?"
"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"
"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."