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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokin-off!"

"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"

"Was gonna go to the gym but then I checked Twitter. In 2009"

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."

"Why did the woman fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."

"Why are bad jokes like dead babies? Usually, something went wrong with the delivery."