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Joke of the Day
"To get to the other side. Why did Yoda cross the road?"
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"My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal"
"Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly? Because their p is quiet."
"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."
"Got a tan this weekend. Might exchange it for a turquoise."
"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."
"I hate being bipolar. It's fucking awesome."
"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."
"What's a Jewish pedophiles favorite pick up line? Hey kid, ya wanna buy some candy?"
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."