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Joke of the Day

"I left a trail of rose petals leading to the bed and on the bed was a note that said ""This is what happens to roses who cross me"""

"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots? Because they want to have some available to customers too!"

"Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth"

"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name."

"What's your favorite position? Juxta"

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"