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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet. Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? You can. It's still running."

"To drown in a swamp would be a quite symmetrical way to kick the bucket ... Your life began when you were pushed out of a slimy hole, now it ends while you're getting sucked into one."

"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"

"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"

"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."

"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"