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Joke of the Day

"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."

"My worst fear is seeing one of my tweets marked as ""exhibit A"""

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."

"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."

"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."