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Joke of the Day

"My son didn't understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it's like making a girl your default browser."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"Good cop: You have the right to remain silent Girlfriend cop: What's wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you're lik"

"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."

"Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar. Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat"

"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"