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Joke of the Day

"A gang, with one of the members being called Gus, offers a group of cannibals a fight The leader of the cannibals says, ""Alright then, we'll have your *Gus for garters*!"""

"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar? they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking"

"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."

"Cars have reverse lights so you can drive the wrong way at night, like the signs tell you to."

"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"

"What do you call an unwanted sext? A molext."