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"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."

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"Some people, SOME damn people, only tell jokes with famous French people in the punch line... Deneuve! DeGaulle!"
"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"Why did the farmer name his pig ""pork Chop"" Because 'Bacon' was already taken."
"Wanted to do something patriotic today so I bought a gun and fifty Big Macs."
"My new years resolution is 3840 X 2160 because I recently bought a 4K monitor."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"
"Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even."
"I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered"
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