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Joke of the Day

"This is embarrassing. I tunneled through my wall to escape work and ended up in my boss's office. He's watching me tweet this. I'm fired."

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"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."
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"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""
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