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Joke of the Day

"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"

"What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk? You're gonna be pooped after this."

"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."

"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."

"Did you hear about the vulture that became a priest? He's a bird of pray."

"Don't play pocket hockey... the referee is a dick!"

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"

"What does a Japanese girl ride?? Niisan."

"What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work? She drops him off at band practice."