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"A kid looks up from his phone... ...."
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"A Google Doc of friends' employment status so everyone knows who can chill whenever."
"The barman said, ""We don't serve particles faster than light."" A tachyon walked into the bar."
"if u don't like central stations ur gonna HATE grand central station"
"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"
"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."
"I feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. He should have never admitted that he is a Republican. Some things are just better kept in the closet."
"What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !"
"If you have one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A bloody big cricket."