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Joke of the Day
"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"
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"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."
"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"
"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."
"It's impossible not to look creepy whispering to a child"
"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."