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Joke of the Day
"Why do nice guys always finish last? Because their girlfriends always cum first."
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"16: ""What was the internet like in the old days?"" Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*"
"What did the 2 oceans say to each other? Nothing. They just waved."
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."
"What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6? Mercedes Benz..."
"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"
"What is Santa's favorite band? Slayer."
"Damn girl, are you Chile? ""Why, because I'm tall and thin?"" ""No, because you make my vagina as dry as the Atacama desert."""
"I told my BF I dreamt he got me a ring for my birthday. Later, I found a wrapped box from him, with a book entitled ""the meaning of dreams""."