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Joke of the Day
"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"
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"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"
"Dick van Dyke's surgery Welcome to Dick van Dyke's surgery! I'm afraid it's bad news. You've got supercalifragilisticextreme-halitosis."
"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"
"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."
"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""
"I just checked to see if I had any post, and on the floor in front of the letterbox is an envelope that says ""Do not bend""... How am I supposed to pick it up?"
"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."
"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"
"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""