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Joke of the Day
"What type of curry sets fire to the rain? A-Dhal"
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"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."
"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."
"Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya."
"Wild horses could easily drag me away. Probably a good sized dog or motivated cat could do the trick. A big bunch of gerbils, maybe."
"Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account."
"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."
"I always put pennies in that thing at the convenience store so I can put ""benefactor"" on my resume."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"I hope Death is a woman... That way, it'll never come for me..."