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Joke of the Day
"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""
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"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."
"officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community."
"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
"Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics? Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA."
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"
"Alan Rickman dies at the age of 69 That sure was a long fall"