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Joke of the Day

"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"

"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"

"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."

"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"

"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender looks at him and says: ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"""

"Got any jokes which can be used every day? Like... When people say I'm cold, you can reply... Stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees. What other jokes can be thrown into every day life like that?"

"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."

"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."