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Joke of the Day
"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"
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"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."
"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"
"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."
"What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common? They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it."
"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."
"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I cut up onions"
"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."