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Joke of the Day

"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""

"Why are gay guys with big dicks the first ones picked at the bar? Low-hanging fruit"

"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"

"Standing in the boys clothes section at Kohls waiting for my wife. I just realized I look creepy. Better move to the little girls section."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"

"[food naming committee] ... Ok. Cow? - Beef Ground up? - Burger Great. Pig? - Pork Baked & sliced? - Ham Super! Deer? - Venison Fish? - Fish"

"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"