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Joke of the Day

"Break up by making swimming motion arms every time they want to hold hands."

"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"

"What university did Lil Jon go to? YAAAAAAAAALE"

"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"

"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised."

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"

"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"

"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""