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Joke of the Day

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."

"I'm so poor I can only afford Middle Ramen."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? Coach."

"My 10 year old just told his friend I'm cranky cus I have my ""pyramid""."

"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"

"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."

"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."

"Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary."