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Joke of the Day

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."

"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."

"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."

"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty"

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds."