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Joke of the Day
"Meth, because teeth are annoying."
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"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"[at party] friend: is dave coming? me: cool dave or dave who likes watering holes & has amnesia? Dave: well, well, well..who do we have here"
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."
"Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike."
"Beyonce should have her own trampoline company."
"Have single guys scared of the ""Friend Zone"" even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?"
"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog"