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Joke of the Day

"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"[at restaurant] -sees baby screaming in high chair -walks over & picks baby up -walks outside & puts baby down ""You're free,"" I whisper."

"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."

"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."

"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."

"Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"

"I tried playing UNO with all my Mexican friends... ... but they kept stealing all the green cards!"

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."