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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"
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"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO"
"If I had a dollar for every time I read ""OP is a racist"" I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read"
"*Sat talking to a girl at a bar* Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. Me: I AM SMELLING YOU Brain: Why do you hate me?"
"Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral? One less drunken Irishman"
"What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons? Tree fellas"
"Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a ""no bell"" prize."
"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"
"How is ""Shark spotted swimming off the coast"" news worthy? Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different."