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Joke of the Day

"A year on twitter... I remember when all this was fields."

"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"

"Whats the difference between being horny and hungry? The difference is where you put the cucumber."

"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"

"I gave my car some heroine and now it's a plane. Too bad it will eventually crash."

"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."

"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"

"I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes and try to pass them off as my own. I still do, but I used to too."

"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"