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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)"
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"What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse? A brothel sprout"
"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
"What is it called when you kill a friend? Homiecide.... I'll^see^myself^out..."
"My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces."
"Last night a burglar broke into my house but I quickly popped open a bag of potato chips & hid in all that free space."
"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"
"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."
"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."