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Joke of the Day

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"Dryer settings: - not the least bit dry - shrunk to barely fit 12 yr old you"

"The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision"

"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."

"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"

"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."

"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"

"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"

"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"

"Him: Favorite workout? Me: Pilates. Him: Why? Me: Because we lay down for an hour."