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Joke of the Day

"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."

"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Whats the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he is Donald Trump."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over Me: Idk, but could you move this along? I've had too much to drink and I really need to pee."

"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."

"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."

"What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying? He/she's not sitting or standing!"