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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."

"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."

"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."

"Me on Masterchef: Ive made a roasted pork kebab breaded with buttermilk cornbread and served with a tomato reduction Them: This is a corndog"

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""

"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."