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Joke of the Day

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

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"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
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"ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again."
"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"
"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""