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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pokemon is a vagina that's just had an extended session of hard sex? Vulvasore :D"
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"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"
"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees ( . ) ( . )"
"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"
"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."
"A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex."
"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"
"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."