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Joke of the Day

"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."

"What do you call an Indian man with motivation? Deturbaned"

"My girlfriend was asked to step aside and frisked at the airport for resembling a Friends character. I think she was a victim of Rachel profiling."

"5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?"

"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"

"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."

"Why did the H kill itself? because the G had"

"I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you."

"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."