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Joke of the Day

"Attractive women with no personality are like clear skies on a 10 degree day. Looks good in pictures, but no one wants to live with it."

"Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered"

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."

"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"

"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"

"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."