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Joke of the Day

"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"why does iron man act like a girl? he's a Fe male."

"I was going to use Bing for all my searches ...but I couldn't find myself doing it"

"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""

"Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber"

"What sort of drug does a duck use? Quack cocaine"

"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"

"Why can't mites race in NASCAR? Because mites make rights, not lefts."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."