181342

Joke of the Day

"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."

Next Joke
 
"What happened to the man running in front of a car? He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted."
"I didn't think it was funny when I first wrote this one... I gair aunty this is gonna be five steps removed from swishing nebraskan listerine on a gold claim. ...I was right."
"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"
"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."
"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."
"What's a Buccaneer? They're on the side of your buccin head."
"What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy"
"Sooo when my husband became a pool man I really thought the sex would get immediately better"
"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
Terms & Privacy