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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."

"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"

"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."

"What do you call a Blind German? A Not see."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."

"I love my cat to bits. That's why I planted a C4 in her bed!"

"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""

"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."

"Did you hear the bus drivers story? Me neither i was on the back of the bus..."

"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."