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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the Great Ape tell a story? Because he doesn't have a tail."
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"Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park."
"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."
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