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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage? Johnny Cage"

"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."

"You know what they say about a guy with big feet? Big shoes."

"What's big but small? A midget's ego."

"why would you steal a baby at least steal something good like a truck or a dolphin"

"Why is a baby so hard to blend? Because one hand is used to masturbate and the other hand is used to hold the video camera."

"Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch."

"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."