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Joke of the Day
"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."
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"I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese..."
"I lost my dishwasher, washingmashine, dryer, iron, stove, and vacumcleaner today. Her funeral will be this saturday."
"Phone just autocorrected ""your"" to ""yore"" in case thou wouldst think I'm smarter than thee."
"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."
"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."
"My friend said he knew of a way to always win in Russian roulette I can't tell you what it was, but let's just say... My mind was blown"
"Reddit repost"
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By broom ... JK, rolling"