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Joke of the Day
"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."
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"[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house] seriously, what purpose do you serve"
"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."
"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"
"More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere."
"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk? I freed what?"
"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"Is the word ""necessarily"" exclusively proceeded by the word ""not""? Not necessarily."